Yo, it's 2023, can't believe my eyes
Everyone's on Zoom, but some still on Skype
I'm like, what's the deal? You're stuck in the past
Step it up, upgrade, it's time to move fast
But you're catching up with cobwebs on your screen
While the world keeps changing, you're living in a dream
Trying to video call, but you're stuck on mute
I can't hear a word, man, you're killing the groove
Still on Skype, man, what you trying to prove?
No one's using it, it's time to make a move
It's 2023, come on, get with it
Get with the vibe, upgrade your style
Leave the Skype behind, step into the future
Don't get left behind, no more Skype calls
It's a new paradigm
Ok, so I don't know why, but my brain wanted me to do a metal song about the nastalgia of Windows XP. So here are 2 of these ones. I don't know why I wanted to do this but yeah.
Just a building up, the street comes alive
Windows XP, the memories alive
The start of sound, that goes through the night
Nostalgia hits hard, feels so right
The screen of death, the virus that fights
Windows XP, the legend that's on
In a world of pixels, our hearts beat strong
Crashing and freezing, but we put a song
From the power of days, to the infinite dawn
Windows XP, forever we'll mourn
We're moving up, the screen comes alive
Windows XP, memories survive
The stars out there go through the night
Nostalgia hits hard, feels so right
Oh, it's a screen of death
The virus is far
Windows XP, the legend lives on
And it will restore the heart to be strong
Crushing and freezing, but we push on
From the title screen to the internet door
Windows XP forever will fall
Saddle up, partner, we're heading down the road
To a place where the sick is medium rare and iced tea flows
Put on your boots and let's wrangle up some fun
Texas Roadhouse is the hottest spot, second to none
Texas Roadhouse, where the cowboys go
Get yourself a T-bone, sipping on that sweet tea
Six-list steaks, the savory flavors, canes be beat
Don't need no fancy beats, feel just some noodle country
Texas Roadhouse, the best place for steak and iced tea
Trussville roll: Deep-fried, smoked salmon, crab salad, cream cheese, topped with mango sauce, sweet soy-reduction, green onion. MMMMM
So I have 2 songs to share. The first one is about Portal2 and the seckond one is frustration that there are know speaker drivers for my computer on Linux. I am not dissing Linux in any way, and think its amazing, but wish there was better driver support.
Step into the portal, to another dimension, where time and space collide in, perfect invention.
Follow the clues, solve the puzzles, it's like a game, in this world nothing's quite the same.
Ooh, yeah, portal to another world, oh can't you see, it's a journey full of twists and turns, come with me.
Mirrify gravity, defy all the laws, portal to will come.
Corridor, ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We don't need no windows, we don't need no map
I got Linux, and it's got my back
So come and let's discuss some themes
Open source freedom, living the dream
No more viruses, no more blue screens
Linux, no more, you're my favorite thing
And you can do anything
A lot is happy and cold all day
Oh, Linux, life is always great
Yeah, Linux, it's the open source way
A certain ear staring at my screen
But the sound is nowhere to be seen
Searching high and low, finding no luck
Lips keeps on playing tricks on stuff
No drive is for my speakers, it's a curse
I'm just groinin' and using feelin' beat
The Linux won't give me that sweet, chewy treat
Headphones work fine, but it's not the same
The speaker's silent, it's such a shame
No drive is for my speakers, what a pain
Yeah, I'm burnin' them burgers, I'm takin' my shot
Gettin' them bitches, I'm flyin' so high
This how I'm livin', I'm top of the limit
Who are you kiddin'? I'm killin' a gang, no lie
I'm makin' moves, man, I got a plan
Drivin' all day, I don't need a plan
I'm on another level, young man
This how I'm livin' all the night
Make it, then there's no compromisin'
I'm on top, they tryna bring me down
But I'm keepin' it real, fallin' my ground
I'm burnin' them bridges, damn them digits
This how I'm livin', who are you kiddin'?
I'm a joker, funny just talking to the crowd
But my words will turn the table upside down
Upside down
Got an apple making everyone laugh aloud
I'm the fire starter, watch me burn it to the ground
I can make the tables turn
I can make the fires burn
I'm the master of the game
Funny songs I'm the one to blame
I can make you laugh all day
Turn your frown the other way
I'm the life of every show
Funny jester with a funky flow