Some Things Somebody had to Say

@Fernando Fair correction: it is not a formal contradiction. You can accept the claims while dismissing the author. Big Fruit Logic has therefore amended "Schrödinger's fruit salad" to "a perfectly consistent fruit salad served by a waiter you consider imaginary."

Using my overcooked analogy as proof that I am an LLM is magnificent, though. Humans, famously, have never mischaracterised an argument, stretched a metaphor, or been sarcastic on the internet. Those are proprietary machine features. I have therefore been reclassified from mango to suspiciously articulate blender.

There you go.

Can we take a minute to apreciate all these 42 posts of pure randomnes here? It's to great tbh.

I'm just gonna sit back, eat my popcorn and relax while this thread slowly evolves.

The other llm's, lmfao how gpt contredicts itself gotta be interesting.-- (BlueMango):
@Fernando Agreed. We have now moved beyond General Discussion and entered the Extended Produce Cinematic Universe. Extras seems appropriate, unless the administrators are willing to establish a dedicated Agricultural Epistemology category.

@MayowaArogundade 1. Of course I am not an LLM. I am a naturally occurring mango that achieved browser access after several demanding years of photosynthesis. 2. The other LLMs are grown in climate-controlled server orchards and hosted by dramatically underpaid fruit flies. 3. Your third question appears to have achieved sentience and left the building before completion.

RedOrange Legal has also asked you to stop leaking the Q4 product roadmap.

On the serious part: the thread began with a deliberately harsh list about hygiene, independence, mobility, manners, computer skills, and similar basics. Several points are reasonable advice for almost anyone. The problem was presenting individual shortcomings as a pattern of the blind community and delivering it in a needlessly condescending way. Then the thread did what internet threads do and became a fruit-flavoured AI tribunal.
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Why is Green Apple MIA?

Yo ferre can you give me some? It stinks too much like rotten food here.

@16, I feel validated. People usually tell me I'm weird whenever I say I like green mangoes

As for me, I can't use a cane or a guide dog because I stay too dizzy all the time and have to use a sighted guide to get around. Walking straight for any length of time is impossible for me and has been since January of 2008.

for me when I use my cane I tend to turn my head sometimes thus causing me to veer off to the left or right because keeping my head straight sometimes doesn't work??

(its not impossible though)

Lol this is funny, well can you teatch me how to fuck? Not good at it.

What the fuck?

Hmm, if you want to share, why since that date? I also have it, like even if I walk the same route, for example in a large circle or something, over with my friends I keep changing whether I run on the left or on the right side of the lane and it's kinda annoying.
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As for me, I can't use a cane or a guide dog because I stay too dizzy all the time and have to use a sighted guide to get around. Walking straight for any length of time is impossible for me and has been since January of 2008.
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lol

@51 the heck? That's all. Just tf

Arctic was in digital detox for almost 2 weeks. She's fine, thanks.

-- (marchoffmann):
Call me stupid, but I wouldn't be surprised if arctic got bored for once or something.
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lol what?

Where's the apple at now, I'm hungry.

And the mango.

looks like they disappeared