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Absolute state of ultraworld

Started by Ferrumite666 14 posts last post 5 months ago

#1

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Hello everyone, this is Ferromyte666, and I'm about to start Ultra World. It's a live simulator by Patrikas Productions, and it's still loading. Yeah, still loading. I will probably need to cut out some of these pauses, because especially this one is very long. Maybe I would have to cut it for Elton, because I don't know what the limit is. I actually got bored at this point. I'm tired of waiting around, I just start pressing random keys. Oh, there it is! Finally loaded. Let's see what's in the main menu. Let me just show you how loud the music is. I have no words, and you'll see why. This isn't even the default volume, by the way. Yeah, that's the default volume, almost. It's other than the default volume, it's even louder. Let's see what's in character and account storage. I have to wait for it a bit, though. Oh, not responding. That's how you know it's going to be good. Well, let's see our accounts. I don't know if you know this, but this is a very well-made game. Uh... Like, there's a reason. I don't know why it took 15 seconds to load the two-item menu. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I don't know how to make the main music… ... I mean the map music... ... more quieter. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I know you can set the inventory to be bad, but I don't know how to use it when you have it. I guess I'll just have to go to the inventory menu. Oh, I turned off my phone. Let me turn it back on and complete our profile. Uh... You know, this is probably like some... old Nokia phone. If I put the one to load... Oh, select your country. I wonder what is there. Well, let's just set our birth date. It takes a while to load because there are so many options to set your date. Let's set our date to... What should I set it to? How many days are there? 30 days. There we go. Let's set it to 31. We'll set our month to birth after our brick phone has finished loading. It's the reason we set it back to the complete profile screen. Sorry, I'll just quickly close off Elton. I forgot I was on there. But, yeah, it's done now. And I didn't, you know... I was just going to wait. Because the menus are so fucking slow. Still waiting. I'll get through them. Nice. Oh like this. There we go. Nice. Someone can do that. Let's me let's see. I'm going to otherwise... Someone change it for this time. That's fire! Exactly. Wait for it. Not... God NO! The size should be... 4 inches... 2 inches bigger? No... You don't touch it. Yes, yes. Ah go, do it! Yes. Oh, you are be. Yeah. Glorystar, I already gave it to you, man. Good for you, poofòng. God things man. Okay, bye! I was thinking to do like to select a country but not like imagine how long this would take to load it will probably fucking crash this piece of shit oh how long would that take oh where are we now oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god Female washroom? Let's see what's there Let's open that My NV didn't crash at least But like nothing is going on I don't even hear the beeps or anything It's just... What on earth? I'm not meant to be... I'm not meant to be the female washroom By the way, if I could just pull that down from A superior game called Final Hour I recommend it And also like Let's exit now actually I'm bored of this shit This piece of shit You see how long you fucking do Which is like Yes Fucking finally we're done

#2

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Thank you.

#3

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Oh, whoops, no audio, but like I was saying, Ultra World is such a great game, yeah, made by this so great person named Patrikis, no, Ultra World is a stupid game made by a Polish kurwa named Patrikis.

#4

Banned

Why do you think this game is stupid?

#5

Clue is in the first post on this thread. I was told that somehow other people aren't having the issues I'm having, but I have no idea what's special about my system since all other games run fine.

#6

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okay two things to say first of all ultra world is amazing second ultra world is amazing yes i know i said the same things for both but oh well anyways

leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenk thang leenk loiueaol

#7

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You are wrong, you are wrong, you are wrong, you are wrong, you are wrong, you are wrong, you are wrong. You're a stupid idiot because you are wrong. You are motherfucking wrong, you are motherfucking wrong. UltraWorld is bad.

#8 1 like

personally I still prefer superior life. It's just more ... what's the word ... gunful.

#9

My life is so awesome any life simulator pales in comparison.

#10

you life can't be that interesting if you sit down and do this shititititititititititit

#11

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I just checked EW and these servers are completely down. Even the website is broken. I'm going to have to see what is happening as I am on the WhatsApp group, but yeah, EW is down. But there's a pattern. It goes down and then it comes back and then it has to fix the server lag or something and then some other thing happens. I don't know how the whole server works.

signed, Mayowa Arogundade

#12

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will say this again ultra world is amazing and also I will soon track if these servers are back up

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#13 1 like

uw is shit

#14

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UW or Ultra World is not. It is a good game. Unless you're running it from a certain source version, then it's kind of a little, eh.

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