speech synthesis bloopers and fun things

I am a very crappy synth on GitHub called SynthMe.

Clearly you can hear that the Stephanie's are being recorded by a very bad human.

With the power of locoders, we bring to you the Nokia Chorus. Take it away, weird old TTS!

Nice, that's a pretty nice skit.

Hi, my name is Fred from Mac OS. Sike. I'm Eloquence Dumbass. Fucking asshole. Dude, I can hear you. Oh, go to hell, Bobby. Me? Why? Die, Bobby.

This is CNBC's live blog covering Microsoft's press event from its headquarters, where the company announced a new AI-powered Bing homepage that you can chat with and an update to its Edge browser. Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella announces new AI-powered search page and browser.

Meet the failure of mobile Braille productivity. This is the Braille NoteTouch designed for every Braille user. But the Braille NoteTouch is not just a note taker, it is the world's worst Google certified Braille tablet. To be honest, Google preferred the Braille Sense 6. Putting Braille under your fingertips with any accessible app from the Google Play Store, well whatever apps there are, since it's running an old version of Android that's not even supported anymore. The Braille NoteTouch is driven by Keysoft, the frustrating glitchy experience found on past Braille notes. It is simple to crash. Touch Braille allows you to type aimlessly, wandering around the screen with your fingers, hoping it correctly registered your key presses. Human wears signature thumb keys, but not really. Because we've added a whole lot of extra buttons at the bottom. The Braille NoteTouch is customized to your preferred Braille speech and visual settings. It contains all the connectivity capabilities you would expect from a standard tablet, except for an SD or micro SD card slot, which we removed for inconvenience. Efficiently browse virtually any websites with familiar keystrokes and techniques. Well, if they load because it's running, you can use the Braille NoteTouch on Android 4, or download third-party apps and hope they don't contain security vulnerabilities, since there are no patches to this version of Android either. You can quickly open YouTube videos about the Braille Sense 6. Teachers, colleagues, or sighted friends or enemies can easily view exactly what the user is doing if they don't have the smart carrying case on, which they probably will, because Touch Braille is so awful. In the classroom or workplace, users can collaborate on documents stored in Google Docs. Download books in Braille using the familiar Victor Reader app. But we are still going to sell the Victor Reader Stream just so we can make more money. The smart carrying case makes your Braille Note so bulky, you can barely pick it up. Buy a Fail NoteTouch today, or spend your money wisely on a Braille Sense 6 instead.