speech synthesis bloopers and fun things
Back to Show and Tell#181 usuf
#182 usuf
me and my friend made those last year. it was based off of a dream where I was hooking people up to a computer, typeing j e e j, and they would seizure out, and go jeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeejeej.
#183 samir2020
this is weird, but ok
#184 Enes
Okay, how about you let the grandma and grandpa revive, or recover their sons and/or grandsons, and relatives?
#185 bomberman29
now do like when computer wants to kill someone he cannot die. and he became a computer virus and he kills this computer
#186 techboy
#187 techboy
that was gregger tts saying, "heloo, aj, am ej kul robot wois wit an axent from onnon plejs, it iz in wor wit ti hjumans in ti aria tat wi kol hom. Tis wor iz skerj tu ti cildren bikoz hjumans hev tings tat go pop pop pop and it kils robots wit raund bols."
#188 mad-gamer Archived
#189 Enes
Haha, I wouldn't be surprised if Apple added such a feature when they still have to resolve basic problems. I hope to be able to let you listen to some of my feedback straight from the Feedback app on my iPhone in the relevant thread. Or perhaps my blog. So check the forum and my blog for updates.
#190 nikolai
I don't think they could though. Apple has recently spent media time complaining about how the EU might be forcing them to commit to unlock IOS devices for sideloading, and how this would endanger the security of IOS users and stuff. Implementing this kind of feature would fly in the face of that because it could add a new, and somewhat annoying, attack vector for scammers. They will still abuse the hell out of it if they think they can though.
Like imagine this conversation:
Victom: "Why is my phone talking?"
Scammer: "That is just our robotic server sir because we are going to fix your phone right now. Sir, do one thing ok? swipe right on your screen."
Edited to fix typos.
#191 Enes
Sure, right you are. I don't want to turn this into a whole off-topic discussion but much of my feedback concerns Apple's own crappy bugs. I have corrected several mistranslations in Turkish already. Don't know what the situation is for other languages. I will hopefully be able to post that recording soon.
#192 mattcurtis
I feel like this is edited, because IOS 17's beta isn't even out yet, besides, IOS 16 just came out like not even 2 weeks ago?
#193 Enes
Such edited recordings have been posted earlier already, including one by me, albeit not here; so chances are, this is just one of them.
#194 marchoffmann
dude of course its edited lol
#195 nikolai
If this somehow becomes a thing in IOS 17 i'm going to laugh.
#196 usuf
So will I, because right before ios16 was in beta, a friend made a edited recording of eloquence and espeak being on ios16, and when he installed the beta on his phone, we both shit our pants when we saw eloquence as an option along with some others.
#197 nikolai
They must be listening! You might want to immediately trash your apple devices, and all devices they have connected to.
:d
#198 Enes
I have more things to do before laughing if I notice they outright ignore well-written and elaborate feedback explaining their crappy bugs and instead listen in on our conversations to implement such shit that I might never need.
#199 bomberman29
guys, there is a voiceover remote to control, for example, iphone with your apple watch. but it is not in voiceover, but somewhere in the accessibility. it called (control nearby devices) i think. my iphone is in russian so i don't know
#200 nikolai
@Enes, Yep. A lot of people would. At that point I'dd probably either lose what little faith in humanity we have left, or be convinced that we live in some sort of bad simulation.
Also, in order to try to get this thread back on topic, I give you:
Rick and Morty visits Microsoft Sam, Incomplete.
I had to stop during production because the Ai I was working with had serious pronunciation issues. Anyways, Enjoy.