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Main menu. Continue game. Press return to select. Start new game. Press choose chapter. Options. Press return to select. Options menu. Game settings. Press read audio settings. Accessibility. On. Press return how to play. Press return to select.
Accessibility. Audio settings. Game settings. Game settings menu. Difficulty. Hard. Press return to change. Change to easy to focus on story. Hard for extreme levels of pain. Your choice.
Easy. Normal. Vibrate. On. Press return to change. Enable haptic feedback. A dot k dot a. Rumble if your system supports it.
Blindfold mode. Off. Press return to change. Play with nothing but a blank screen. 10 times more immersive.
Resolution. 320 by 200. Press return to change. Set screen resolution in pixels. Back. Button. Press return to select. Resolute blindfold. Vibrate. Difficulty. Normal. Press vibe blindfold. Resolution. Back.
Button. Press return to select. Options menu. Game settings. Audio settings. Audio settings menu. Volume. Headphone volume. 100%. Press return to change. Master volume for gamma play and menus.
Headphones. Normal. Press return to change. Optimize egg levels for headphone type. Bluetooth lag. None. Press return to change. Compensate for Bluetooth audio latency which impacts gamma play. Sound check. Press return to select.
Sound check. Press return please put headphones on. Press start to continue.
Are you using Bluetooth? Yes. No. Button. Yes. Press return to select.
No. Which side is the fly on? Fly is on the right. Fly is on the left. Fly is on the right. Which side is the fly is? Back. Fly is on the left. Back. Fly is fly is on the right.
Button. Wrong side. Are the headphones on backwards?
Which fly is on the left? Press return. Excellent. It's time to drive.
Audio settings menu. Head. Bluetooth sound. Back. Sound check. Please put headphones. Are you using Bluetooth? No. Skip. No. Skip.
Which side is the fly on? Fly. Which fly is on? Fly is on. Fly. Back. Are you using Bluetooth? No. Skip. Which side is the fly? Fly. Skip.
Button. Fine. Just make sure your headphones are on. Time to drive.
Audio settings menu. Volume. 100%. Head. Bluetooth sound. Back.
Options menu. Game settings. Audio accessibility. On. How to play. Press return to select.
How to play. Please make sure your headphones are on correctly. Use the sound check in the audio settings menu if not sure.
To steer, hold the arrow keys or gamma pad stick to the side. The car will stick to the road's shoulder. Be careful you don't hold it for too long.
Let go to return to the center of the road.
Your car has three lives every hit costs a life. After a hit, pings will be heard indicating remaining lives.
Every car you pass is worth a point. Special cars and power-ups are worth more. Every 20 points give you an extra life.
To pause and check your stats, press the escape key or the gamma pad start button.
To skip a dialogue cutscene you've already heard, press return or the gamma pad speed button.
Back.
Options menu. Game audio settings. Accessibility. How to play. Credits. Back.
Main menu. Continue game.
Start new game.
Press return to select. Choose difficulty. Normal balanced gamma play. Easy focus on story. Hard extreme levels of pain. Normal balanced gamma play.
Button.
How to play. Press and hold arrow keys to avoid cars. Press escape to pause and to check status. Press space to skip a cutscene you've already heard. Press return to begin.
The game will start.
Finally.
Where's the answer button?
Donnie here. I mean test subject number. What was it again?
Are you in the starting position?
What?
Yeah, just off highway 46.
Are you wearing the blindfold?
Yeah. The ad said nothing about a blindfold.
Good.
And the cuffs. Hey, I'm not into that shit, man.
Is the deal off?
What? No, no, no. Fine. Whatever. Whatever. I'm cool, man. I'm cool.
Good.
Hey, your experiment's half an hour. Yeah, because I've got a date later. You know, can't be late. You know what I mean?
Shut up. Start driving.
What do you mean start driving?
Hey, what the hell? Hey, wait. Hey. Hey.
Fuck. The brakes don't work.
The car is remote controlled. Except the wheel. That's on you.
Shit. This thing's going against traffic, man.
Relax. Now, pay attention. Do you have ears?
What?
Do you have ears?
Yes.
So use them. Listen for approaching cars. Hear which side you're coming from and hold to the opposite side.
Opposite?
Well, how will I know?
Shh. Here comes one now.
Not bad.
Well done.
This is fucked up, man.
Now, stay in the middle between the two lanes on a broken line.
I can't see the line.
Exactly.
Excellent.
Hey, man. This is like not at all what I had in mind, you know.
Now, now. You can do it.
Oh, I've got to feed the cat.
What? The cat?
Drive it. I'll call you back.
Wait.
Oh, shit.
What?
Fuck that.
I think I'm on track.
Well, thanks.
You didn't get out.
What?
No, I say.
Straight up.
What the hell is wrong with you, man?
The shop?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well.
So I don't think it's Conversely L jeito.
Let's go fast.
Hey, this is some fucked up shit.
You know that?
Donushka, there's no way to talk to grandma.
Grandma?
Yes, you called.
I called?
Not canceling on me again, are you, Donny?
What? No, I mean...
Jesus, grandma, did you forget your teeth again?
Hey, yes, yes. Don't be mad. I'll put them on when I get home.
Try to remember for once, will you?
What's the matter, Bubbele? You sound all worked up.
No, I'm fine. I'm just... working a gig.
A gig?
Science research. An experiment.
I told you to stop doing those fucked up experiments. Get a proper job.
They pay well, okay?
I need the money!
Well, don't be late, Donny. I made you filter fish.
And poor Wilkins hasn't had his fur brushed in ages.
Wilkins is fine.
He only likes it when you...
Grandma?
Hello?
Sweet little grandma on her way home.
You dialed her?
What a good grandson. Dinner with grandma every Tuesday?
Hey, how do you even...
Hey...
That's not good.
That's cool, man. Listening in on private conversations.
Oh, you sound upset. Are you upset, Donny?
Yeah, man. Cut out the creepy shit, okay?
Well, it's no fun if you're upset. Let's turn on the radio. Something to cheer you up.
You gotta be kidding me!
What's that? I can't hear you.
Fucking scientists, man.
Will this stop halfway here for a while?
This is a proof- LEDs will light up my sinus.
You don't care about what the ones close to you see exactly, then who do?
That's what I'm asking for.
And you don't careoti y that?
How does that help, sir?
Do you want to
stuff my penis?
Okay, we're Дoọ ordин-
located inside that penis.
Inspection brain, sir.
Let's go, now!
Yes, ma'am.
Granolahead!
Granolahead!
Yes, thank you!
Getting better by the minute.
Good one with the radio. Can we, like, not do that again?
Relax! You're doing so well, I'm going to give you a treat.
Have some ice cream.
Save it for your lab rats. I don't like ice cream.
Shut up! Everyone likes ice cream.
Ah, here comes the ice cream truck. Catch it!
Yeah!
Uh, wasn't that delicious?
Whoa, this is some good shit.
Game paused. Three lives left plus ice cream shield. 48 points. 7.580 kilometers.
Told you so. And you know what? It's really good for your ears.
Oh, would you look at the time?
What was that?
Grandma will be home soon. You're going too slow.
Hold on! Is that Mr. Cuckoo Clock?
Mr. What?
Wilkins?
Hey! Are you... Are you in my grandma's house?
As I was saying, time to hurry up!
Whoa!
Happy steering!
Man, this is insane!
Hey! You still there?
You still there?
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...I'm not.
...This is fucking awesome!
...I'm not.
Oh, crap! Cops! Cops!
Grandma's gonna kill me! I can't get caught!
...Relax! ...Relax! ...Relax!
...Relax! ...Relax!
...Relax!
...Relax! ...Relax!
...Relax! ...Relax!
Your ass-lousy experiment is falling apart, man!
Let him talk.
Hey, you know, let's use that line.
Wait for him to pull up beside you.
Guy's gonna ram me over.
I gotta make a move.
Shut up and wait.
Hey, you need your ass in the morning.
Do exactly as I say.
What I say now, steer straight into him.
Whoa, I got him!
Ha ha, stupid cop.
Did I really just hit a cop?
Nice work, Dust.
Keep it up.
I'll call you back when you're through with it.
Wait!
Guy's straight into him.
Hey, this is a mistake.
We're just doing research here.
That's it.
We're going down.
Sorry.
Yeah, take that.
Ooh, sweet.
Ah, too early.
That's it.
I won.
Ha ha.
Kiss the dirt, loser!
Oh, shit.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Ah!
Get me out!
Shh, quiet.
Grant was at the door.
Oh, crap.
What are you doing?
Stay away from her!
Oh, no.
Johnny?
Grandma?
Get her?
Grandma!
No!
Hey!
Oh, man.
Fucking cops.
Say hello, Donnie.
Donnie?
Grandma?
Grandma, are you all right?
Why aren't these gangsters in my apartment?
Gangsters?
No!
No, no, they're just, uh, um...
Soft-boiled brain, you don't know who they are, do you?
They're scientists doing research and stuff, right?
Tell her, man.
Isn't he adorable?
Donnie, I think you're adorable.
Just face it, we finally caught up with you, Anita Blade Ears.
Who?
Your precious Donnie led us straight to your smelly little hideout.
Grandma, you know them?
You shut up, you filthy gelato.
Your ears won't get you out of this one, Anita.
But Donnie's ears might get him out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?
I switched you to submarine mode.
Submarine?
You chicken gelato.
I'm sure a talented guy like you can follow the beeps.
Beeps?
Enjoy the show, Anita.
This one's for you.
Grandma!
You sons of bitches!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Air!
Air!
Yee-haw!
I'm out!
I'm out!
Didn't go like you planned, huh, motherfucker?
Donnie's not giving up just yet.
Grandma, here I come!
Finish the game.
Thanks for playing the demo.
More mayhem awaits coming March 2021 points.
122, this drive.
17.1 kilometers.
Total completed.
17.1 kilometers.
Press up and down to navigate menu dot dot.
Wishlist on Steam.
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Wishlist, thanks for playing.
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Wishlist on Steam.
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Main menu, continue game.
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Show infos on Steam.
Start new game. Choose chapter. Options. Press return to select. Options menu. Game settings. Game setting. Difficulty. Easy. Vibrate. Blindfold mode. Resolute back. Options menu. A how to play. Credits. Back. Credits. Credits. A game by. Jory Politi and D. A. Tear. Press return to con. Sound design. Jory Politi story and code. D. A. Tear graphic design. Sheer Nathan music. Aerial man.
Question. Press return to con. A. Tear. Press return. Radio host. Trinity Sontis sarcastic GPS. Kafa 4 vanilla Abe. Jordan Cross additional voices. Lonnie Martz. Cormac Brennan. George Brinkus. Stormwaters. Arsene Alfro. Amplifier. Richard Asher. Familia Landsberg.
Story consultants.
Renate Aldima. Aynan Shimi. Ader Landsberg additional songs. Milgram poster design. Yonel Trailer. Shlomi and Morchi PR. Game if you are.
Beta testers.
Aro Sapila. Andre Louie. Benedict Sanderson. Bogdan Mureson. Christopher. Clement. Ethan Goodwin. Gonzalo Rubio. Hans. James Mullish. John Paul Welsh. Joshua Tubbs. Callal. Lo Boone Keat. Matthias Rine. Oriol. Paul Horton. Paulo Filho. Pieter. Robert Estolican. Stephen. Tal Benisti. Tan Mike Foom. Target. Thomas Twerag. Virginia Leo. Waldo Fire. YMS.
Special thanks to.
Renate Aldima. Ader Landsberg. Yaron Illeli. Daniel Meyer. Alon Simon. Oren Rubin. Shlomi Reuven. Morin Landsberg. Melissa Chaplin. Taya Bellanina. Paul Watson. Louis Dendy. Nur Muretsky. Guy Bendav. Amit Aini. Morten Brunjerg. Arizu. Oleg Milstein. Isaac Minzer. Amit Ginton. Shalev Morin. Simon Batchelier.
PressWrit audio engine. FMOD story engine. Cradle. PressReturn to continue.
Thanks for playing, lo-fi people.
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